Where No Man Has Gone Before
The Corn Belt Clash late model schedule can be found on the late model forum on www.whowon.com. Currently 17 races are scheduled at 14 tracks in 6 different Midwest states. Most of the races are $3,000-$4,000 to win, though the race on opening night of the USA Nationals at Cedar Lake Speedway in Wisconsin will pay $5,000 to win. The series will race at I-80 Speedway in Nebraska on April 7th, May 27th, and June 29th. There are also five additional dates possible, currently listed with my least favorite combination of letters, TBA.
Scott McBride commented yesterday that I might be running out of things to blog about. There are times I think he might be right, especially in the off season. Then I get a little nuttier than normal and come up with something like this:
I decided to do an imitation of my son Matt or Scott, printing off schedules from the Lucas Oil Dirt Series, the WoO Late Model Series, and major unsanctioned events. I also looked at several regional series and the UMP Hell Tour and came up with 122 possible dates for a super late model driver to run between January 5th and November 11th, as follows:
47-Lucas Oil Dirt Series
26-WoO Late Models
19- UMP (including 4 @ Volusia, The Dream, The World 100, and 11 Hell Tour events)
25-Unsanctioned
5-Regional (CBC, MLRA, or co-sanctioned)
This would be racing in 26 different states and Canada, at too many tracks to count.
The resources needed for the “You Have Got To Be Shi—– Me Tour” would be unreal. Start with a driver-preferably young, definitely single, and both talented and in good shape. Three or four crew members would be needed, two to travel and one or two to stay at the shop. To agree to the demands of this tour, that would be five well paid employees-no need to worry about vacations or paid holidays, just pay them top dollar. Two cars would not be enough; take two in the hauler and have two more available at the shop. Engines, oh my. Tires-staggering, and yes, that was a pun. Tools, parts, and supplies for both the hauler and shop. Great relationships with chassis builders, engine builders, and tire suppliers.
Translate all of the above into dollar bills, and it would take my friends Tony and Randy combined to come up with that much cash. Of course there would be the expense for fuel, food, entry fees, pit passes, an occasional hotel room, and a beer or two. Add in maintenance and repairs on the hauler and trailer. For all I missed, well, as Sly Stone said in the 60’s, “on and on, etcetera, etcetera, and wow.”
This would definitely be a once in a lifetime tour. No driver would be insane enough to try it twice. The scariest part of this make believe tour is that I have no doubt that both Matt and Scott could come up with more dates than I did, and if they couldn’t do it in late models alone, they would add USMTS or other big dollar modified events.
If I just had the time and money to imitate Ivan Tracy, I would be watching races in sunny Arizona instead of dreaming nightmarish tasks.
Oh, check out raving Lunatic’s comments about yesterday’s blog. As always, Looney makes some good points. Thanks for stopping by.
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